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July 10, 2009

I’m a Marvel, and I’m a DC. IRONMAN .VS. BATMAN!!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — sabres333 @ 3:33 pm

Hey Everyone. I thinking that instead of only a “Special Saturday” We should have a “Special Weekend!!”

Today: 5 I’m a Marvel, and I’m a DC’s
Tommarow: Any amount of Shane Dawnsons Tiberus wants
Sunday: 10 Songs

Now, for the best part of the weekend MY DAY!!!


  1. Mortal Kombat kills all DC Marvels. OH YEAH! “Fatality.”

    Comment by Eric E — July 10, 2009 @ 5:35 pm

  2. No Way!! DC Rules, Mrvel is kinda awesome, and Mortal Kombat SUCKS!!!

    Comment by sabres333 — July 10, 2009 @ 9:53 pm

  3. OKAY, Imagine, Sub Zero and Scorpion from MK teaming up against Iron Man and Batman. Perfect matchup, here is how it would go down, LET’S GET IT ON!

    Sub Zero starts out with a cold shoulder move (where he throws the ice) and it freezes batman in mid air while batman was trying to pull a fly-ing kick. So scorpion lights him on fire thus unfreezing him. Iron man comes in for the metal punch and connects with scorpion which knocks Scorpion down to the ground, Iron man proceeds to get on him and with a weak punch, scorpion flame throws him thus getting Iron Man in flames. But Iron man has this metal suit which protects fire. While Iron man is looking at scorpion, Sub Zero freezes Iron man and Scorpion walks over with his ninja sword hoping for a “Fatality.” But this only cuts Iron Man’s metal cast. While Sub Zero is looking at Iron man, Bat man comes over with a flying punch, connects with Sub Zero, proceeds to get on top of him to lad some more shots, but Sub Zero yet again uses his Ice throwing power to freeze dumb little batman, then Scorpion lights him onfire thus again thawing batman but this time, Sub Zero put a thin enough coat on him so the fire could actually set bat man in enough flame for Sub Zero to then freeze Iron Man, Scorpion then lights him onfire and sticks the sword where Iron Man’s cut suit is. Iron man is then dead, so then they decide to take it easy on bat man. So the flame finally tires our, Sub Zero then freezes Bat man, and Scorpion then proceeds to punch bat man SO hard that he lands in hte Pacific Ocean where he then freezes to death. FIN!

    Sorry if that was a bit graphic but it’s true, Mortal Kombat wins every time.

    Comment by Eric E — July 11, 2009 @ 3:27 am

  4. No bad language though :mrgreen: I don’t have much of a potty mouth 🙂

    Comment by Eric E — July 11, 2009 @ 3:27 am

  5. Here is how it would go down.

    Batman and Ironman appear before Sub Zero and Scorpian. Sub Zero and Scorpian get so fraid that they kill themselves. Game. Set. Match.

    Comment by sabres333 — July 11, 2009 @ 5:27 pm

  6. and I highly doubt you know Batman and Ironman.
    1. Batman has his cape equipt with a Sub Zero temperature, meaning that he cannot be frozen.His cape can also deflect fire and bullets.
    2.Ironman’s armor is can only be defeated by an explosion which ruins it. It cannot be frozen
    3. Ironman’s suit is pure Titanium aloe, no sword can break through that, even diamond.
    4. If Batman ever was caught flying, he would just push a button in his suit which would instantly make the batmobile come to his rescue, since the batmobile can ride on water, can fly in air, and can drive on tough terrain
    5. Those guys just suck so hard that they would probabley die by Ironman before they even make the first strike

    Comment by sabres333 — July 11, 2009 @ 5:35 pm

  7. yeah I went there

    Comment by sabres333 — July 11, 2009 @ 5:39 pm

  8. I bet even calender man could beat them, and he is the weakest comic book character ever

    Comment by sabres333 — July 11, 2009 @ 5:39 pm

  9. Why do I think I’m sounding like a nerd right now? Anyways, sabres333, you are very mistaken sir.

    How could Batman push a button when his WHOLE body is frozen arms and anything. Scorpion would tear Iron man’s armor apart in two seconds with the famous “GET OVER HERE!” phrase along with the throw of death, which consists of Scorpion throwing this ginormous arrow right threw one of Iron man’s right arm, hence tearing it off. Then he would re-throw the arrow again, this time at Iron man’s left leg, hence tearing that off now. While Iron man’ is begging for mercy, Scorpion then walks over, and breaks his neck. Bye-bye Iron man. AND even if that wasn’t enough, scorpion would stick his ninja so hard in Iron man’s stomach, it would pretty much go pierce his armor, and Scorpion would proceed to in grain the fire inside of Iron Man which would head up, he would die of explosion. Batman is the only man left, Sub Zero sends the cold shoulder which freezes bat man head to toe in full body, and bat man suit is so tight, it seeps in and freezes him to death, while Scorpion is driving the “BATMOBILE” straight at Bat man, which continues to bust the frozen batman into millions of frozen little ice chips. FIN! Oh yes, I was actually there to. I laughed so hard at the look on your face sabres333, you were in total shock, you just don’t remember… But I do 😈 heheh

    Comment by Eric E — July 11, 2009 @ 8:40 pm

  10. I think ur just a moron. IRONMAN CANNOT BE KILLED WITHIN HIS ARMOR. IT IS NOT DESTROYABLE. Plus Batman has a failsafe in the batmobile. That is the little button I was talking about. Plus the bat wave, his frequency, would automaticly signal Alfred Pennyworth, who would send the batmobile to him. Plus, Batman has a mental mind that even Brainiac could not control. Brainiac is a super computer who can control anything. BOOM BOOM BOOM. You suck ass. I win!!!

    Comment by sabres333 — July 12, 2009 @ 2:16 am

  11. Dude, Mortal Kombat is like the Supernatural. MK could defeat DC any day of the week. Imagine Wonder Woman and Sonya Blade. Wonder Woman can’t do anything, while Sonya Blade is a trained soldier/ninja and true killer fighter would set WW in flames.

    Comment by Eric E — July 12, 2009 @ 4:42 am

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