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September 12, 2009

Sharks acquire Dany Heatley

Filed under: Uncategorized — tiberus98 @ 9:25 pm

Hey guys! BIG NEWS!!!

The Ottawa Senators and San Jose Sharks have made a trade! That’s right! Dany Heatley is a San Jose Shark baby! WHOO! He was the only reason the Sabres lose to the Senators, and NOW WE WILL WIN EVERY TIME! On the other hand, Jonathan Cheechoo and Milan Michalek are Ottawa Senators now. The San Jose Sharks just got a great forward, and as for the Sens, good luck with Cheechoo and Michalek. Cheechoo’s ok, but Michalek stinks!

So, to sum it all off:

To Ottawa Senators:

Jonathan Cheechoo
Milan Michalek

To San Jose Sharks:

Dany Heatley

The Sens are done now, because Alfredsson too old, Spezza is coming off a terrible season, and Alexei Kovalev is the only captain to sit out a game. They just choked… again:
Chokin' Sens

So, good job San Jose. Bad job Sens.

Shark Heatley

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